House made of beer: Not funny.

Betty White playing football: Mildly funny. I like Betty White.

Doritos, anti-barking collar: Not funny, with a streak of meanness.

“Robin Hood”: Not funny. But I don’t suppose it was supposed to be. I love the Robin Hood story, but I’m not sure I’m going to watch this one. Russell Crowe is on my boycott list. Rockford says, “Kinda want to see that. Kinda.”

Doritos, “Keep your hands off my mama”: Not funny.

Bud Light asteroid: Not funny.

“NCIS” head slap: Amusing, even though I’ve ever watched the show.

“Simpsons” Coke ad: I’ve always loved Mr. Burns, and his Warhol was lovely. Splendid ad.

Go Daddy, Danica massage: These ads annoy me greatly.

Doritos, funeral: Ridiculous.

Bud Light, voice modulator thing: Made me laugh a little. That T-Pain is a hoot.

Monster.com, fiddling beaver: Funnyish, I guess.

“The Wolfman”: I so will not be watching that.

Bridgestone, killer whale: Ha.

Shape-ups from Sketchers: My mom dated a guy who carried around a prototype for a shoe he had invented that was supposed to do something like Shape-ups. I wonder if he’s the force behind these.

Cars.com genius kid: Seemed to be an attempt to emulate Wes Anderson, but not very successfully.

I don’t know how much longer I’m going to keep this up. I’m pretty sure I know how much longer you’d like me to keep it up, though. Don’t worry. I’ll lose steam and interest soon.
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