Apropos of nothing, here’s a little song I wrote about “Falling Skies.” Of which I have watched half an episode. I tell you this so you’ll know I know nothing about nothing and maybe the show isn’t about beards at all. I’m pretty sure it is about aliens, though.

OH, WHEN THE ALIENS COME DOWN
COME DOWN COME DOWN
ALLVRYBODY WILL GET HISSELF A BEARD!
THE BEARDS WILL GET REAL BEARDY
REAL BEARDY!
AND WE’LL HAVE A BIG OL REV-O-LUTION!
AND ALLVRYBODY WILL GET HISSELF A BEARD!