Not even a limerick

The Runny Nose, Scratchy Throat Shuffle
Tangent … Beth Orton
Narcolepsy … Ben Folds
Overs … Simon & Garfunkel
Shangri-La (Outro) … Grandaddy
Porcelain … Moby
In the Garage … Weezer
Mr. Tough … Yo La Tengo
Distant Land … MadLib
Brand New Colony … Postal Service
Take Some Petrol Darling … The Sugarcubes

I used to be a fairy tale star. Now I’m not even a limerick.

…part two…

Hey ladies
Is anyone out there getting married anytime soon? Because I love this dress, and it would look so awesome on you.