I don’t want to talk about the Tigers. Let’s talk about cats instead. They’re less deadly than tigers, and they don’t play baseball. Or try to play baseball, as the case may be.

No. 1: Welcome to Cat Town.

No. 2: Kittens.

No. 3: Marsha used to like to hang out in the sink. She’s wasn’t so strange after all.* Cats in sinks.

No. 4: Cats r stealin ur dataz. I’d stop after the invisible bike if I were you. It gets filthy after the invisible bike. Not immediately after, but soon. After the shifty-eyed fella.

*That’s not true. She’s strange. Very strange.