I love Google

My favorite Google results for the phrase “I love Rockford because”

  • “… he lingers over his coffee and catches the ketsup bottle that Ethan inevitably drops off the restaurant table.”
  • “… he has a killer Voice, Dreamy Eyes, Is not like the others!”
  • “… of his bloody past and single-minded dedication to justice.”
  • “… he is very, very funny and snuggle-y.”
  • “… he is just a normal guy.”
  • “… he is the modern day sexy, brooding hero.”
  • “… he is ninja.”

    I knew about the dreamy eyes and the snuggliness, but Rockford as a brooding ninja with a bloody past and a single-minded dedication to justice? I was not aware of that.