I also complain during heat waves

I’ll give you a winter prediction. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be gray, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.

There is another powdered-sugar-fine snow falling outside my window right now. I’m wondering, on this 20th-or-so day of Oh My Scarves and Mittens conditions, just how do you residents of the frosty Northern climes do this every winter? You must be bred of hardier stock than I. My nose is runny, my toes are cold, and I am so hoping that tomorrow’s forecasted 45-degree high makes an appearance.

Updated to add: And now I have a cold, which means I will be even grumpier. Dagnabbit.

5 thoughts on “I also complain during heat waves”

  1. I hate the cold. Cold stinks. It’s why I live in South Georgia, where we hope winter comes on a Wednesday and doesn’t screw up the weekend.

  2. @A Free Man: I’m going to assume that you typed that while on a break from your sunny Australian seaside adventures. Which makes your Mr Bossypants comment null and void. Also: What on earth is a “took”?

  3. We north-dwelling old folks include long underwear among our layers… but we might add a took if we knew what it was. Please advise. 🙂

  4. I always make sure to wear my bullet proof vest whenever I am on duty. I have a family to provide for. Always safety first.

    From the “Best in Spam” files.

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