Appetizer
Which language would you like to learn, and why?

Spanish. We were at the health clinic with Poppy this summer, trying to get her shots, and a woman came in who didn’t speak English, and apparently no one on staff there spoke Spanish. The receptionist just sort of pointed at a stack of papers, and the woman looked so confused and upset. I wanted to help her, but I don’t speak Spanish, so I couldn’t. I bought a learn-to-speak-Spanish program a few months ago. It’s one of my 2007 Goals.

Soup
What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard or read so far this week?

I watched “Scrubs” last night, so it was probably somewhere on there.

Salad
Which movie was so bad you couldn’t watch the whole thing?

“Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby.” We went with my sister-in-law, brother-in-law and father-in-law. My father-in-law walked out within the first 20 minutes. The rest of us followed pretty soon afterward. It was so disappointingly awful.

Main Course
If there were a holiday in your honor that didn’t use your actual name, what would it be called?

I don’t know. Maybe Watch TV in Your Jammies While Indulding in an Ice Cream Sundae Day.

Dessert
Name one movie that is coming out soon that you would like to see

The Will Smith one that I’m pretty sure will make me cry.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”
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