My dear husband, Nerdly McNerdilson, was showing me a few things that he’d like from the BBC America Shop. One of them was a remote control Dalek (“Unleash terror in all directions with this deluxe machine mutant!”). In the sidebar, BBC America offered a few other items the average “Doctor Who” fan might enjoy.

Apparently, the average “Doctor Who” fan is a pretty, pretty princess.

Behold:

That’s right. It seems the Daleks will be inviting us to tea, with this “charming pink gingham play set.”