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What to do when your mom gives you a bag of summer squash

My mom brought us a big bag of yellow squash and zucchini last week, and when I saw the bag I thought “Oh my, that’s too much squash!” But then I looked in the bag, and it was only about a third full so I didn’t go into squash-overload-panic-mode.

And then I started making SquashThings and learned just how much squash was in a third of a bag of squash.

(Spoiler: It’s a lot.)

First I made Chocolate Chip Zucchini Banana Muffins, which used up half a zucchini and also the bananas on the counter that were about to go bad. They were delicious, but next time I’ll use applesauce instead of mashed bananas because Poppy said they were “too banana-y” for her.

Most of the other half of that zucchini went into Ambitious Kitchen’s Flourless Chocolate Chip Zucchini Oat Brownies, which Poppy has joined the rest of the family in eating with relish. (Not literally with relish. That would be gross.)

Are you sensing a theme here? Because you should let go of that idea, because the rest of the squash did not get a chocolate chip accompaniment. The rest of the zucchini and most of the yellow squash became a wonderful, cheesy squash casserole, and the remaining yellow squash went home with my sister-in-law. Which I regretted as soon as I tasted the casserole, because it was delicious and I want to make it again ASAP.

In conclusion, we’ve eaten a lot of squash over the last few days, and I’ve been very happy about that. What’s your favorite squash recipe?

Chocolate Chip Zucchini Banana Muffins
Recipe Type: Breakfast
Serves: 18
Ingredients
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 over-ripe, medium bananas
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup whole-wheat flour
  • 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa
  • 1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 cups finely shredded zucchini
  • 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips
  • Cooking spray
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350°.
  2. Place first 3 ingredients in a large bowl; beat with a mixer at low speed until well blended. Mash or blend your bananas until they’re smooth, and add to the egg-sugar mixture.
  3. Lightly spoon flour into dry measuring cups; level with a knife. Combine flour and the next 4 ingredients (through salt), stirring well with a whisk. Add flour mixture to sugar mixture, beating just until moist. Stir in the zucchini and chocolate chips. Spoon batter into prepared muffin tin. Bake at 350° for 20-25 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center of a muffin comes out almost clean. Cool in pan 10 minutes on a wire rack, then remove muffins from pan. Cool completely on wire rack.
Serving size: 1 muffin Calories: 125 Fat: 3 Carbohydrates: 23 Sugar: 10 Sodium: 128mg Fiber: 1 Protein: 2.5
Notes

Adapted from “Cooking Light” magazine.


 

Watch as I refrain from making the obvious dinosaur joke on Rockford’s account

We spent most of last week in Washington DC, riding the Metro and going to the zoo and eating the best tacos and visiting family and looking at rockets and dinosaurs and giant jellyfish. And after that we spent the night in Ohio, where Rockford worked and the kids and I went to the mall. (That was the slightly less exciting part of the week.) And then finally we were home again, and we had nothing at all scheduled for the weekend, and that was just marvelous.

This week will be a good bit less busy than last week was. There will be no tacos, no rockets and no jellyfish, but there will be birthday cake for Rockford and every day with birthday cake is a good day.

Monday: Citrus-roasted salmon

I ate a lot of salmon while we were traveling, and I liked it. The last time I made fish at home — probably 10 years ago — the fishy smell nearly drove me to move. (Until the smell went away, and then I was once again at peace with the world.) Let’s hope that doesn’t happen again this time.

Tuesday: Pizza

Rockford is going to do some golfing with his dad, and then we’re going to have pizza.

Wednesday: Birthday dinner

Rockford’s mom is making it. I believe there will be short ribs and noodle salad.

Thursday: Thai curry chicken

I still haven’t made this. Unbelievable.

Friday: Out

I’m not sure where we’re going yet.

And I would not feel so all alone …

"ER" by Joel Dinda
Joel Dinda photo

I don’t think I would’ve believed you on Saturday morning if you told me that Rockford and the kids would be spending five hours that night sometimes-sleeping in the car in the hospital parking lot.

I wasn’t feeling especially terrific on Saturday morning, but I figured it was just because of the monthly lady cramps. Monthly lady cramps aren’t lollipops and kitten tails, but they’re also not hospitalization material. A little Aleve and a heating pad, and I’m mostly at peace with the world.

By the time 5pm rolled around, though, I was starting to think I was dealing with something more than monthly lady cramps. I tried Aleve. I tried a heating pad. I tried an ice pack. And nothing was helping. The pain was all on the lower left part of my abdomen, wrapping from front to back, and at 11pm I was crying on the bathroom floor. Just like every good Saturday night, amIright? (No, that is certainly not right, and — I say this from a place of love and friendship — if that’s the way you spend every Saturday night you might want to reevaluate some of your habits.)

And so it was that I found myself at the ER at 1 o’clock Sunday morning. Five hours; a urine analysis; a couple of blood tests; a CT scan; a bag of IV fluid; some intravenous pain medication; and a mighty bout with nausea later, I was back home with a diagnosis of a “medium-sized” kidney stone (which was what had prompted me to cry in the bathroom floor) and a “rather large” gallstone (which isn’t currently causing any trouble); a few prescriptions; and a list of things I should avoid eating.

You guys, there are so many things on that list of things not to eat. My favorite things. Cheese, chocolate, avocados, coconut. It made me sad, but writhing around in pain makes me sadder. So while the weekly menu plan might not change all that much — although I guess I will be saying farewell to lasagna and coconut curries and other such delicacies — my snacking options are going to have to change.

Monday: Mongolian beef

I’m supposed to have no more than 6 ounces of meat daily. A veggie-loaded stir-fry should make that pretty simple.

Tuesday: Pineapple-glazed salmon

We picked up some Charred Pineapple Relish at Harry & David’s over the weekend. I think it’ll be great on salmon. I’ll let you know if it works.

Wednesday: out? ordering in?

I have no idea how long this kidney stone thing is going to take, so I may have Rockford pick something up for dinner.

Thursday: Jerk pork tenderloin

I’m going to put the pineapple relish on this, too.

Friday: Pizza, maybe

We had plans for the weekend, but the kidney stone kind of has things up in the air right now. So I’m not sure about Friday yet.

In conclusion: My husband is a rock star, AND drink lots and lots and lots of water, because this has been a very unpleasant thing and I’d rather you didn’t have to experience it first-hand.

Completely off-topic, but have you entered to win my Seattle’s Best “Hot Iced” gift set? You should!