Freedom in a bag

One of my father-in-law’s favorite bits of advice is, “Prunes will set you free.” The people at Sunsweet would, I’m certain, agree with him. Click here to set yourself free, for free!

(They’re offering raisins and apricots, too, if you’re not ready to embrace the prune.)

How to scare yourself silly

A guide for the thrill-seeking toddler.

Required materials:

  • A plastic spoon
  • A fan

    Procedure:

  • Stick spoon handle through fan’s protective grid.
  • Make contact with fan blades.
  • Drop spoon.
  • Cry.
  • Run to Mommy for solace. And a wee lecture.