The children planned most of this week’s meals

I seem to have left my words in Pigeon Forge, where we spent a few days last week. Here’s what we’re having for dinner this week. Please let me know if you see my brain anywhere.

Monday: Quesadillas

It’s a meal about which no one will give me guff.

Tuesday: Omelets

The children resisted trying my omelets on breakfast-for-dinner night until a few weeks ago, when they decided — and rightly so — that omelets are one of the greatest delicacies known to man. Now they’re requesting omelets for every meal.

Wednesday: Sandwich night

And when I say “No, children, we cannot eat omelets for every meal”? They ask for a sandwich.

Thursday: Beef & broccoli stir-fry

Rockford, however, prefers stir-fry over omelets and most sandwiches. (A good Cuban might win out over stir-fry.)

Friday: Pizza

We’ve been picking up Papa Murphy’s pizzas a lot lately, but we tried the Sam’s Club take-and-bake last week and it was pretty decent. So this week’s pizza will most likely be a take-and-bake, but where will it be from? It’s a mystery!

This is where we do school

Twice now we’ve had a designated schoolroom — the first was when I tried to get the kids to share a room, and the second was when we moved into a house with a basement — but we always end up doing most of our schoolwork at the dining room table or on the couch.

Last year I set what I think was meant to be a linen closet in our bedroom up as my “office,” and now I just grab the day’s work from there and (when I’m being a responsible adult) reshelve it when the kids are finished. The only thing I’ve changed there from last year — aside from switching out some of our books — is the printer. It’s supposed to be a wireless printer, so I had it set up in the basement with the modem. But the wireless aspect stopped working about six months ago, and I’ve yet to figure out why. So now the printer has joined the rest of the supplies in the office-closet. Maybe it was just lonesome.

Of course, sometimes we do school other places, too, like hotel rooms or at homeschool co-op, museums or aquariums, the backyard, the zoo or the library. And sometimes our reading lessons take place in the coziest place of all: