Category Archives: Eating

Chomp it up.

One part box-full-of-dinner, one part birthday bash

This was the first weekend we’d all be home with nothing in particular to do since June, I think. It was rather nice, even though I spent the vast majority of Sunday afternoon sitting at our local urgent care facility, waiting for a doctor to see whether my bronchitis had transformed itself into pneumonia. (It had not. Hooray! And please, bronchitis, go away already! Three weeks is sufficient!)

After I got home from urgent care, I made a blueberry upside-down cake. It was delicious and definitely worth clicking that link to get the recipe.

Monday: Velveeta Helper

OK, some people might argue that Velveeta Cheesey Skillets are a perfect embodiment of everything that’s wrong with modern society. I bought a box in a moment of weakness a few months back, though, and it was good. Great, even. Some days you just need a little partially hydrogenated this and that in your life. (OK fine maybe you don’t but today I do.)

Tuesday: Chicken sandwiches

Rockford’s birthday is tomorrow, and he requested grilled chicken sandwiches, corn on the cob and “skillet fries.” By which I hope he meant something like these skillet-fried potatoes, because that’s what I’m making.

Wednesday: Crispy baked chicken

I was going to make the Crispy Cheddar Chicken recipe from Jamie Cooks It Up, but I had a coupon for a crispy baked kit and it was on sale. So I’m making that. It looks pretty close to the same thing, though.

Thursday: Spaghetti

I have a bottle of marinara at the ready, but I’m hoping to have enough tomatoes in the garden to turn them into a sauce. (And also enough gumption. That’s an important ingredient.)

Thursday: Pizza

In which my baking offends the Queen of England

“Happy Jubilee, Your Majesty! I’m so honored you could come by for lunch. How was your sandwich?”

“It was divine, thank you. Peanut butter has always been a favorite of mine.”

“I’m so glad! My daughter loves it. Could I interest you in a slice of Battenberg cake? I made it just for you.”

“How thoughtful! The royal chefs invented it to celebrate Philip’s grandmother’s marriage, you know. He’ll be pleased to know the Americans are enjoying it these days. Oh dear. And what is this?”

“It’s Battenberg cake! I couldn’t find marzipan, though, so I made a marshmallow fondant.”

“Marshmallow, you say? How … clever of you.”

“How is it?”

“Did Harry put you up to this?”

“Pardon?”

“This is an atrocity.”

“Well I suppose it does look like I wrapped it generously in Quilted Northern, but …”

“That does not begin to describe the horror. Your squares are rectangles, the cake looks nothing like a cohesive unit, and it is as heavy as the Imperial State Crown and only half as edible.”

“I’m sorry it isn’t up to your standards, ma’am, but I gave it a good try.”

” ‘Your majesty’ will do quite nicely. You may ring for my car now.”

And that’s how The Daring Bakers ruined my luncheon with the queen. In my head. The queen was actually rather busy this month with the Diamond Jubilee, which I’m certain is the reason she hasn’t responded to my lunch invitation.

This month’s Daring Bakers challenge was the Battenberg Cake, which as HRH informed me was invented to celebrate the marriage of Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine to Prince Louis of Battenberg. It’s a small cake that’s supposed to be pink-and-white checkered to reflect the Battenburg markings. I didn’t have much luck at it.

The Daring Bakers require me to tell you this:

“Mandy of What The Fruitcake?! came to our rescue last minute to present us with the Battenberg Cake challenge! She highlighted Mary Berry’s techniques and recipes to allow us to create this unique little cake with ease.”

All of which is true except the “with ease” part. Although I guess it was pretty easy. It just wasn’t terribly successful. I’m unlikely to try it again, but here’s a Battenberg cake recipe, should you wish to try your hand at it. It’s a very pretty little cake when made correctly!

A post-conference menu plan

I spent the weekend entirely out of my normal routine and pretty far out of my comfort zone at the Type-A Parent Conference. I learned a lot and had a ton of fun, but it’s always nice to come home.

Monday: Grilled sausages & veggies

This has become a summertime staple for us. Easy and yummy.

Tuesday: Cheeseburgers

These were supposed to happen last week, but we went to McAlister’s instead.

Wednesday: Eggs & veggie sausages

Seriously, I think Wednesday is breakfast day.

Thursday: Spicy Orange Pork

I found this one by flipping through the calendar to find some dishes we’ve enjoyed in the past. I hope I’m remembering correctly that it was good!

Thursday: Pizza

You know what I love about pizza night? No dishes to wash. Woo-ha!