Category Archives: Family matters

In which we discuss matters of the family.

A rather quiet date night

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  • Two tired people.
  • A book.
  • We didn’t have a date night at all last week, and this week’s? It was possibly the most low-key date of all time. I picked up a book of poems at the library, and we read them to each other. No candles, no romantic music, no flowers. Just two worn-out people and a book of poems. I’ve always loved Rockford’s reading voice. We had several English classes together in high school and college, so I used to hear it far more often than I do now. It was a nice change from having the TV on all evening.

    Slow Dancing on the Highway:the Trip North

    You follow close behind me,
    for a thousand miles responsive to my movements.
    I signal, you signal back. We will meet at the next exit.

    You blow kisses, which I return.
    You mouth “I love you,” a message for my rearview mirror.

    We do a slow tango as we change lanes in tandem,
    gracefully, as though music were guiding us.
    It is tighter than bodies locked in heat,
    this caring, this ardent watching.

    Poem copyright © 2001 by Elizabeth Hobbs, whose most recent book is A Craving for the Goatman, Goose River Press, 2003. Reprinted from Poems from the Lake, Goose River Press, 2001. (This poem wasn’t in the book I checked out. I found it at American Life in Poetry.)

    Of snakes and bugs, of lunches and more lunches

    Monday

    Pete: Are there no snakes? The snake’s running at the door?

    Me: The snake’s running at the door?! Why?

    Pete: It can’t find the door. The snake’s broken. He got mashed.

    Me: By what?

    Pete: He’s broken, he’s mashed.

    Me: How did he get mashed?

    Pete: He went to up the tree.

    Me: And then what happened?

    Pete: He went to see the car. He went to under the car. And then he drived to California.

    Tuesday

    Pete: Bug in my pocket. Ladybug in my pocket. I said, “Come into my pocket again!” And I had to take it away from me. He got lunch from my pocket.

    Me: What else is in there?

    Pete: Something to give to the ladybug. He wants a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Wednesday

    Pete: I want my lunch.

    Me: You’ve already had your lunch

    Pete: I want my lunch after my lunch.

    Thursday

    Pete: Piglet is sad.

    Me: Why is Piglet sad?

    Pete: He wants some Snonic.

    Friday, one from the girl
    The kids are upstairs playing “monsters in a cave.” This involves a couple of flashlights and as little light as possible. I am downstairs, washing dishes folding laundry being productive reading “Real Simple.”

    Poppy: Mommy, I’ve made a mistake. And sometimes mistakes just happen.

    I go upstairs and find her in my bedroom. The doorway of which has been barricaded by a baby gate, because her brother enjoys throwing coins from my change jar down the stairs.

    Poppy: Mommy, I’m stuck.

    Me: But how did you get there?

    Poppy: I climbed over the gate, but then I couldn’t climb back out.

    Interview with an allergist

    My appointment with the allergy specialist was today. They poked me in the back with 73 tiny needles and then in the arm with 23 small needles. The 23 needles were worse than the 73. They were both less painful than, say, stubbing your toe or stepping barefooted on a Lego, though, so it wasn’t so bad.

    The places where they stuck me would, the nurse said, become itchy if there was an allergy to whatever allergen she’d stuck in that spot. I had to wait 15 minutes, and during that 15 minutes there was one little spot on my left side that got really itchy and a large patch in the middle of my back that oh gracious what I wouldn’t have done for a corn cob back scratcher.

    The nurse came back and basically said, “Holy guacamole! You’re more allergic to dust mites than anyone else in the entire world. Oh, and hickory trees, too! You’re off the charts!” Which is nice, I guess, unless the charts are the Allergy Charts, in which case: Not so much.

    So, yeah. I’m allergic to dust mites and hickory trees. And, to a lesser extent, grass and red maples. While they didn’t suggest that bubble helmet, they did say the next step would be to get a series of allergy shots lasting roughly forever.*

    I know forever is a rather long while, but if it makes it so I can breathe? Worth it.

    *Also: Change the bedsheets and vacuum more often. And get a special mite-proof cover for the mattress and pillows.