Category Archives: Kids are weird

Shadows

“Mama!” he calls. He’s only been in bed for a few minutes, so I figure it’s a call for water.

“What’s up, buddy?” I ask him. He’s sitting up in bed, firmly clutching White Blankie.

“I saw a big flash of light through my window,” he says. “It went like, ‘Wha-oooom!’ ”

“Really? I didn’t see anything at all!” And I would’ve from where I’d been sitting in the living room, with its windows pretty much perpendicular to his. “Maybe it was Daddy turning the lights on in the living room. Want me to go flip them on and off so you can see if that was it?”

He likes that idea, so I sally forth with our experiment.

“Nope,” he says. “That wasn’t it. And I wasn’t imagining it! Really!”

“I’m sure you weren’t,” I say, “but I just don’t know what it might have been. Keep an eye out and tell me if you see it again, OK?”

I tuck him in again and go back to the living room. I pull the computer back to my lap, and in the time it takes Facebook to load he’s calling to me again.

“Mama? Come in here,” he says. “I saw something strange.”

“Yes?”

“Sometimes I wake up and I see shadows outside my window that look like people in the backyard, and I know there aren’t people in the backyard, but they look like people,” he says casually, as if he hasn’t just said something that gave his mother the heebie-jeebies, the willies and a great amount of botheration all rolled up in one creepy package. “That’s when I come into your room, ’cause I get scared.”

“Nope,” I say, pulling his curtains closed and trying to sound confident. “There are definitely not people in the backyard. Now try to go to sleep.”

Again I tuck him in, again I sit down, again he calls.

“But Mama,” he says. “I still see the shadows that look like people.”

“It’s just the shadows from the tree branches, honey. That’s all.”

“Oh,” he says. “Well, all clear, then.”

And I tuck him in, and I go back to my chair, and I try not to look out the windows. All clear, right? All clear.

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Achy necks and buttery ears

Robert S. Donovan photo
Poppy has a muscle strain (or something) in her neck, so I was setting her up on my bed with the heating pad and an audiobook. Meanwhile, Pete was at the head of the bed, trying to fish out a Leapster cartridge he’d spied.

In such a situation, I would advise not blithely saying, “Don’t get your head stuck.”

Because he did. And he panicked, as one naturally does when one’s head is stuck between two metal bars.

I tried to smoosh his ears down and ease his head out.

“I want Daddy!” he screamed, as one naturally does when one’s mother attempts to smoosh one’s ears.

“Shhhhh,” I implored, “shhhhhh. Try to relax. I’m going to get some butter for your ears.”

He wailed. Naturally.

Then he lowered his head a little, and with a swift twist he’d freed himself. His ears were pink, his nose was runny and his face was tear-stained, but at least he was free and sans butter.

“Don’t stick your head in things!” I called as he romped out of the room.

I turned back to Poppy, nestled on her pillow with her Twilight Sparkle snug in her arms. She glared at me.

“So now you don’t even care about me,” she said.

The moral of the story: I can’t win.

The Adventure of Pirates, Part Four

One afternoon last September, Pete was playing with our “Story Cubes” by himself in the living room floor. This is the final part of the story.

The Adventure of Pirates, Part Four
by Pete

Welcome to the new adventures of Pirates and Pete! Still looking for the key to unlock the gears of the door and escape the apple!

And [the turtle and the sad alien] followed the footprints of the alien, and they stopped at a clock and they saw the alien in it so they had to go inside the clock! (This is an extremely long story.) And then he met an arrow that showed him the way to the door. The alien had to go this way, but they had to go this way. And then they met a little fish guy that said, “Go right here, please.”

Then apparently they said, “Alien! Come back out of there!”

And then he said, “I’m the one who set up that temple, and I’m the one who used the magic wand for putting the apple in the gears of the key lock!”

And then a hand came out. It was the guard’s hand! And he said, “That is his home.” So he was the guard of his home, for whenever people wanted to see him.

“Go back to the pyramid,” said the alien. “We’re having a party for aliens.”

And then one of them fell asleep. And then a lamb that was upside-down usually put people in a different land, so he put them in the lock of the intergalactic alliance! And then there came thunder coming down from the sky. And then when he said something weird, the keyhole opened and he rushed back to the pyramid and began looking for the princess. Was she in the water fountain? No! Was she at the top of the castle? Was she in her room reading a book, or inside the book? And then he found her on the skyscraper of the tower!

I don’t understand anything anymore! Am I in my room reading a book, or am I inside the book? In conclusion: Pete has a weird and wild imagination.