Category Archives: Domestic Blitz

In which we don our aprons and putter about the house.

How to hide a whole salad in your front yard

Farmer Ted is a gentleman in our circa-1955 neighborhood who has converted nearly all of the property around his home into an urban farm. He has fruit trees, a small pond and some ducks in the back yard, and a grid of raised beds covers his fenced-in front yard. He has chickens, too, and he made an ingenious wheeled coop for them that he moves from raised bed to raised bed every season. I admire the whole set-up every time I walk past it, and I almost always notice a small detail or smart feature that I’d never spotted before.

The neighbors across the street from him, however, are not so impressed. According to Farmer Ted, they’ve reported him to the city for all sorts of infractions in an effort to shut down his sustainability efforts. I haven’t discussed the matter with them, but he says they want the neighborhood to look like it did 55 years ago — with a green lawn and some nice, tidy landscaping.

So Farmer Ted wants to grow his own food on his own land, but his neighbors want the view from their living room to be more landscape than farmland. Is there a compromise to be found? Well, maybe not for Farmer Ted and his neighbors. I’m pretty sure the neighbors listed their house for sale recently, so I guess Farmer Ted won that fight.

Angela England's "Gardening Like a Ninja"It may be too late for our neighbors, but you can avoid a lot of gardening-related contention with your neighbors by becoming a Ninja Gardener.

Angela England’s new book, “Gardening Like a Ninja: A Guide to Sneaking Delicious Edibles into Your Landscape,” tells you which edible plants are most easily hidden in your traditional landscaping and shows you how to arrange them to look picture-perfect, but it’s a great resource even if you don’t have cranky neighbors to assuage. The book contains impressive lists of edible plants, their uses and their ideal growing conditions. Angela shows you how to build your edible garden from the ground up — lingonberries or strawberries down low and lavender or persimmon up top, perhaps? — which is very helpful for gardening novices like myself.

The list of edible plants in Angela’s book is as eye-opening as it is informational. You’d expect a plant like rosemary to be in such a guide, but did you know you can eat parts of a hosta? Dice that into your salad and eat it. (Or wrap it in bacon and broil it, maybe. Angela says the tender, leafy shoots are somewhat asparagus-like.)

So far we’ve kept our gardening efforts confined to the back yard, but “Gardening Like a Ninja” has me looking at the long-neglected island bed in the front yard in a new way. There are two dogwood trees and a big bush whose name I don’t recall anchoring it, and there used to be a lot of lavender around the anonymous bush. As much as I’d love to have some fruit trees, I’m not going to take down the big guys already there to make that happen. The lavender is pretty well dead, though, and everything else out there is ornamental, so I’m going to spend some quality time with “Gardening Like a Ninja” over the next few weeks and see if I can’t come up with an appetizing way to bring that sad space in the yard back to life.

Disclaimer: Angela England sent me a copy of “Gardening Like a Ninja” for review.

Decorate your holiday home with a literal family tree

SallyAunt Sally is our family’s Martha Stewart. She makes magazine-worthy seven-course meals using artisanal ingredients from her decorative garden of edibles just for fun, and her house is filled with beautiful, handcrafted items that she whips up in her free time. (This is only slightly hyperbolic; she gets her organics from local farmers.)

Last week I was admiring her Christmas decor on Facebook, and one particular piece caught my attention. It was decorated with photos of her ancestors — an actual family tree! I thought it was such a lovely, thoughtful addition to the holiday home, so I asked Aunt Sally to share with us how she made it. And in typical Aunt Sally fashion, she agreed to do just that!

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Aunt Sally presents:
How to make an Angel Tree

Aunt Sally's "Angel Tree"
Aunt Sally’s “Angel Tree”
In November 2014, I visited the Over the Moon Vintage Designer Market in Lawrenceburg, Indiana with a friend and saw an issue of Jeanne d’Arc Living magazine. It included an article featuring some lovely handmade, primitive ornaments using vintage “flea market finds” photographs. During the same time period, I was developing a Victorian Christmas Ornament hands-on project for Hillforest Victorian House Museum in Aurora, Indiana. All of a sudden, I knew I wanted to create a vintage-inspired Christmas tree for my personal office that featured “my angels” — all of my grandmothers over time for whom I had photographs — and include Victorian scrap angels and vintage glass ornaments and garland.

I decided to make “my angels” in two different styles. One, inspired by Jeanne D’Arc Living, would include letters and documents on both sides and feature a free-form look with torn photo edges and a simple wire for hanging. The other would be a formal portrait utilizing existing photo frames, scans of Victorian scrapbook frames or photo “carte postale” folios from the craft store. Both styles would be embellished with glitter, ribbon, pearls or crosses as well as a label on the reverse with the grandmother’s name and birth and death dates. A “Family Tree” Angel Christmas tree.

The finished ornaments all range between 3.5 x 4.5 inches or 3 x 4 inches, depending on the photo, document or photo frame.

materials

Suggested Supplies
  • Jpg/pdf photo files to print or photographs to photocopy
  • Letters/documents to print or photocopy
  • Photo paper, matt finish
  • Glue
  • Ribbons, cording
  • Extra Fine Glitters or Microbeads (gold, silver, white)
  • Decorative ornament hooks
  • Photo folders, paper photo frames
  • Decorative papers (scrapbook, wrapping)
  • Wire
  • Pearls, beads, crosses, charms
  • Small pliers
  • Bead pins (gold or silver, to attach beads)
  • Labels
  • Small hole punch
  • Paper cutter
    How to make the Jeanne d’Arc-inspired ornaments

    Jeanne d’Arc-inspired ornamentsPrint the selected background documents, trim to the desired finished size and glue wrong sides together. Print the photo (I used only sepia or black & white images) large enough to yield an image approximately 3-by-2.5 inches when torn. Tear the photo’s edges, and glue the photo to front side of the document square.

    Hole punch both top corners for wire and the center of the lower edge if adding a pearl or a cross. Glue glitter or microbeads on all 4 edges, front and back. Set on a cup or glass to dry.

    Attach a wire handle by tying each end at the top hole punch. My finished wires are about 4 inches, not including the wire loop knots.

    If adding a lower bead embellishment, insert bead pin in bead/pearl and form a small loop at the top of the bead with the pliers; thread wire through hole punch at lower edge of ornament and attach bead. For crosses, just wire directly through hole punch.

    How to make the Formal Portrait ornaments

    Carte Postale vintage ornament

    For purchased Carte Postale folder

    Print your photo and trim to fit into folio opening. Punch one hole in the center of the top for decorative hook.

    For printed Victorian scrapbook frame


    Print a Victorian scrapbook frame in color or sepia. Print photo and trim so there is adequate room to glue around portrait image and adhere to back of frame. Print a selected background document or select a decorative paper to trim to the desired finished size, and glue to the back of the scrapbook frame. Punch one hole in the center of the top for decorative hook.

    For photo with included frame

    Print your photo with frame and trim to appropriate size. Print a selected background document or select a decorative paper to trim to the desired finished size, and glue to the back of the photo. Punch one hole in the center of the top for decorative hook.

    Finishing your portrait ornament

    Glue glitter, microbeads or cording to Carte Postale or scrapbook frame opening or around the edges of your photocopied picture frame. Glue ribbons and bows on the front as desired, and attach other small items (small photos, pressed flowers, etc) and a label to the back side of your ornament. Attach decorative ornament hook.

    Aunt Sally's Angel Tree

    Thanks for sharing your crafting wisdom, Aunt Sally! Do you have a favorite DIY holiday decoration? I’d love to feature it here!

  • The stockings are hung, the eggnog is flowing and Space Ghost is on the tree

    Rockford and the kids spent a lot of the weekend getting the house ready for the holidays, and as a result it’s begun to look a lot like Christmas at our house.

    There’s a little telephone shelf on our living room wall from way back when people actually had home phones. Poppy took charge of decorating it this year. I love that she gave the Griswolds’ car a place of honor.

    santa

    Instead of driving out to the Christmas tree farm this year, we decided to get our tree from the grocery store. It’s a good-looking tree, and it cost half as much. We may be grocery-tree people now. We also have small, tabletop trees in each kid’s bedroom. Pete’s is a white tree, and he uses most of Rockford’s “Star Wars” ornaments to decorate it. Poppy’s is a sparkly pink Barbie tree that’s pre-decorated.

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    Here are a few of our favorite ornaments. Rockford’s grandmother gave me a couple of White House ornaments over the years, and I love them. I’m hoping to get the 2015 one for Christmas this year (a hint I’ve already strongly dropped to Rockford). I’m not sure how long Rockford’s had his Hoosiers champion ornament, but it’s one of his favorites. And of course there’s Space Ghost. Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without the good cheer that Space Ghost brings to the tree.

    ornaments

    Rockford and Pete decorated the mantle this year. They took a more minimalist approach than I usually do. They did a great job.

    mantle

    The ornament display trees on the mantle are new to this year’s holiday decorating. I give Poppy and Pete an ornament every year so they’ll have a nice collection of them when they move out and have their own places and their own trees. This is the first year we’ve put any of them out. Poppy chose to display her first ornament, which I bought at Bluestem in Columbia MO in 2005, and her two cat ornaments. I bought the Marsha T. Cat portrait in 2011, and my friend Melissa made the felt portrait of JJ T. Cat for me in 2013. Pete’s picks were his first ornament, the personalized block I commissioned from Robin Plemmons in 2010 and the Flapjack’s Pancake Cabin ornament I gave him last year.

    kidornaments

    Rockford has been slowly amassing a collection of outdoor lights over the years, and his decorating out there has expanded from the bushes in front of the house to the flower-bed-island-thing in the middle of the yard. I’m thinking of making some of the giant ornament balls we saw in my brother’s neighborhood at Thanksgiving to hang in one of the trees out front. I also saw a how-to for some ginormous light balls that stay on the ground when I was searching for the ones for the trees. There may be some DIY in our future.

    NaBloPoMo November 2015