Category Archives: Diversions

The stuff that didn’t fit elsewhere.

"Hospital"

Aunt Judy’s going home tomorrow. The hospice stuff should be set up and ready by the time she gets home. We’re sitting here in the hospital waiting room, I’m checking my email, and there’s the latest American Life in Poetry column. The poem’s title? “Hospital.”

American Life in Poetry
By Ted Kooser
U.S. Poet Laureate, 2004-2006

The American poet Elizabeth Bishop often wrote of how places–both familiar and
foreign–looked, how they seemed. Here Marianne Boruch of Indiana begins her poem in
this way, too, in a space familiar to us all but made new–made strange–by close
observation.

Hospital

It seems so–
I don’t know. It seems
as if the end of the world
has never happened in here.
No smoke, no
dizzy flaring except
those candles you can light
in the chapel for a quarter.
They last maybe an hour
before burning out.
And in this room
where we wait, I see
them pass, the surgical folk–
nurses, doctors, the guy who hangs up
the blood drop–ready for lunch,
their scrubs still starched into wrinkles,
a cheerful green or pale blue,
and the end of a joke, something
about a man who thought he could be–
what? I lose it
in their brief laughter.

Cookies and basketball

When I was in high school, my best friend wanted to try out for the basketball team. We spent months in her backyard, practicing free throws and layups. Well, she practiced. I mostly just lounged in the grass.

A few days before the tryouts, she was getting really nervous. She didn’t want to go alone. So I went along to showcase my skills alongside her.

I was cut the first day. I think I may have been the first person cut. This was not a surprise. My friend, however, did make the team. My lounging in the grass had paid off.

My basketball skills have not improved since then. My 10-year-old nephew can easily beat me in Horse.

I am, however, somewhat skilled in the realm of Bracketeering. And when I say “skilled,” I mean lucky. Because I don’t really know much about the teams at all. I usually make my picks based on the mascots.

I’m going to test my luck again this year with the Double Dribble NCAA bracket challenge. Leave a comment on this post if you’d like to play along, and I’ll send you the password. (Make sure you include a valid e-mail address.)

The winner will receive fame fortune a dozen cookies from April’s Cookie of the Month batch!

Cookies and basketball

When I was in high school, my best friend wanted to try out for the basketball team. We spent months in her backyard, practicing free throws and layups. Well, she practiced. I mostly just lounged in the grass.

A few days before the tryouts, she was getting really nervous. She didn’t want to go alone. So I went along to showcase my skills alongside her.

I was cut the first day. I think I may have been the first person cut. This was not a surprise. My friend, however, did make the team. My lounging in the grass had paid off.

My basketball skills have not improved since then. My 10-year-old nephew can easily beat me in Horse.

I am, however, somewhat skilled in the realm of Bracketeering. And when I say “skilled,” I mean lucky. Because I don’t really know much about the teams at all. I usually make my picks based on the mascots.

I’m going to test my luck again this year with the Double Dribble NCAA bracket challenge. Leave a comment on this post if you’d like to play along, and I’ll send you the password. (Make sure you include a valid e-mail address.)

The winner will receive fame fortune a dozen cookies from April’s Cookie of the Month batch!