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A good thing is working

Have you seen this What Would I Say website? It basically peruses your Facebook status updates and throws them in a blender and predicts what you might post in the future. And it amused me, and I couldn’t stop pushing the show-me-another-one button. And here are the things it said I would say, which I probably would or have or at least might.

Everyone in the firstaid kit.

Both the kids have tried to jam.

A good thing is working

Nor is starting a nap.

Oh, and I took their picture.

Oh my papa got all chomped up.

Suddenly every hug from Pete would also be

Right up until after being so

It sort of makes sense if it’d said the stillawake girl who’d wandered out

[My dad] said I love Pictures from the basket on the world would that

Hey there, basketball fans!

Cheese would explode if you’re funny, Dad.

I didn’t catch the beginning of Progress sign.

We usually have the wrong number message after the island, darkness would spread across the most welcome.

LIKE VERUCA SALT and came home with

Fingers crossed something else remotely dangerous.

She has an inappropriate thing from Robin!

Next, everyone I’ve talked to two of the Mind is or maybe it’s December, then asks Does anyone have a closet full of this.

I didn’t have an extra day

Slanderous. Marsha has wings. No one really cared.

Waiting in the chimney.

I thought about crafting this into tomorrow’s poem, but I liked them too much as standalone sentences. And it’s November, so there you go.

Shadows

“Mama!” he calls. He’s only been in bed for a few minutes, so I figure it’s a call for water.

“What’s up, buddy?” I ask him. He’s sitting up in bed, firmly clutching White Blankie.

“I saw a big flash of light through my window,” he says. “It went like, ‘Wha-oooom!’ ”

“Really? I didn’t see anything at all!” And I would’ve from where I’d been sitting in the living room, with its windows pretty much perpendicular to his. “Maybe it was Daddy turning the lights on in the living room. Want me to go flip them on and off so you can see if that was it?”

He likes that idea, so I sally forth with our experiment.

“Nope,” he says. “That wasn’t it. And I wasn’t imagining it! Really!”

“I’m sure you weren’t,” I say, “but I just don’t know what it might have been. Keep an eye out and tell me if you see it again, OK?”

I tuck him in again and go back to the living room. I pull the computer back to my lap, and in the time it takes Facebook to load he’s calling to me again.

“Mama? Come in here,” he says. “I saw something strange.”

“Yes?”

“Sometimes I wake up and I see shadows outside my window that look like people in the backyard, and I know there aren’t people in the backyard, but they look like people,” he says casually, as if he hasn’t just said something that gave his mother the heebie-jeebies, the willies and a great amount of botheration all rolled up in one creepy package. “That’s when I come into your room, ’cause I get scared.”

“Nope,” I say, pulling his curtains closed and trying to sound confident. “There are definitely not people in the backyard. Now try to go to sleep.”

Again I tuck him in, again I sit down, again he calls.

“But Mama,” he says. “I still see the shadows that look like people.”

“It’s just the shadows from the tree branches, honey. That’s all.”

“Oh,” he says. “Well, all clear, then.”

And I tuck him in, and I go back to my chair, and I try not to look out the windows. All clear, right? All clear.

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Kicking the week off at the grocery buffet

Disclaimer: eMeals.com has provided Nichole with a free subscription in exchange for a review. Nichole’s opinions remain her own, and she remains very opinionated about food.

Last week’s only eMeals selection was their biscuit-topped chicken pot pie. And it was delicious. The only problem I had with it was that there wasn’t any gravy left when we had the leftovers for dinner the next night. That was pretty easy to solve, though; I just made a little more gravy to pour over it.

This week we’re trying two eMeals recipes, and next Monday I’ll share my final thoughts on their service.

Monday: The grocery store
Mondays are our craziest day this time of year. I thought about doing something in the CrockPot, but then I decided just to go with a stop at the grocery store food bar at the end of the day.

Tuesday: Chicken sausages & orecchiette with roasted vegetables
The orecchiette is an eMeals recipe. It sounds good, but I thought it might be nice to serve a protein with it.

Wednesday: Baked potato soup
Rockford has been requesting this one lately, and the high is supposed to be 41 on Wednesday. Seems like a good day for soup to me.

Thursday: Chicken Saltimbocca
Another eMeals recipe! “Saltimbocca” is means “jumps in the mouth,” according to Wikipedia, and it includes prosciutto and sage. I’ve never tried it, but it sounds promising.

Friday: Out?
The friend we were supposed to have dinner with last week had a run-in with a deer, so his car was in the shop. We’ve rescheduled for this week.