Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious menu plan. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

The kids and I are all having a hard time getting in gear for school today. I stayed up way too late watching TV; I suspect the kids are just taking advantage of my malaise. So they’re watching “Teen Titans Go” and I’m Photoshopping esteemed actor Judd Nelson onto pasta.

The good news is: We have nothing on the schedule this afternoon, so we’ll dive into math and history once the Teen Titans finish vanquishing their foes or eating pizza or whatever.

Monday: Choose Your Own Adventure Burger
We have some veggies burgers and some Trader Joe’s chicken-lime burgers in the freezer.

Tuesday: Breakfast for dinner?
Poppy starts soccer practice this week, and it’s my turn to drive the carpool. We may end up at McAlister’s for kids night instead of have BFD.

John Bender loves spaghetti and meatballs.

Wednesday: Spaghetti & meatballs
Pete thrust his fist into the air à la John Bender when I asked if he’d like meatballs this week. That’s always a good reaction to the menu plan.

Thursday: Meatball subs
I have a theory about meatballs, and that theory is this: If you’re going to make meatballs, you may as well make a lot of them. Hopefully I’ll have some left over for the freezer, too.

Friday: Pizza
It’s pizza-on-the-grill night! Will I put meatballs on the pizza? Probably so!

What’s your favorite mode of procrastination?

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This week in homeschooling: I forget to order some curricula, and we go to the art museum

This was the first week of our 2015-2016 school year, and it went remarkably well. Especially when you take into consideration the fact that I forgot to buy or prepare at least three things.

Here’s a little of what Pete and Poppy worked on this week:

Language Arts

Reading

The kids are both working to finish up their Barnes and Noble Summer Reading journals. They’ve both read a lot of “Wimpy Kid” books this summer, but they still have several books to go to get the free-book prize.

Our first read-aloud of the year is “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.” We normally kick the year off with the next book in the series, but we started early this year. Good thing, too, because “Goblet of Fire” is a million pages long.

In assigned reading: Poppy is still working on the “Holes” literature study, and Pete is reading a biography of Amelia Earhardt.

Spelling

I am very much wishing that Pete and I had continued his spelling work over the summer. Hello, Square One, my old friend.

Vocabulary

Poppy and Pete are both doing Wordly Wise 3000. Poppy recommenced where she left off, and Pete started Level Two on Wednesday. Because I forgot to add him to our account until Monday, and it takes a few days to activate it through Homeschool Buyers Co-op.

Writing

Remember how I forgot to add Pete to the Wordly Wise account? I also forgot that I was going to start him on a writing curriculum this year. It should arrive sometime next week.

Grammar

The kids picked up where they’d left off on the Michael Clay Thompson books, and so far it seems that they’ve retained all of their knowledge of nouns, pronouns, prepositions and the like. I’m pleased.

Memorization

This year Pete is working on some of the poems Poppy learned a few years ago, and Poppy will be reviewing them. The first poem on the list is Robert Louis Stevenson’s “Bed in Summer.”

We’re also going to work on memorizing all the presidents in order, using some mnemonic goofiness. We’re starting with “Wilson’s ants just made Molly and Jessica vanish.”

(Do you remember “Johnny Mnemonic”? What a terrible movie that was.)

STEM stuff

Math

The first few days of math were a little shaky, but Pete and Poppy had both regained their confidence by mid-week. It’s all long division and telling time over here.

Science

0814electricI found some circuitry kits marked half-off at Target over the summer, so we’re starting the year with that. The kids had a blast working through the first four segments of that today.

History

We’re learning about Napoleon this week. We also talked about the British navy, and our end-of-week project was making hardtack. It was flavor-free and hard as a rock, as advertised. But now we’re pretty much ready to spend a few weeks at sea, I guess. (That’s not even remotely true.)

Extracurricular

Our usual month-off from extracurricular activities turned into a month and a half off. This week the kids resumed piano, guitar, tennis and tae kwon do, and I resumed thinking that they have too many extracurricular activities.

We also had a trip to the art museum today. The kids took a tour through some of the galleries, and then Poppy made mono-prints with all of the other kids except Pete, who declared that he would not be making any art today.

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There’s a reason I never ate the school lunch

This is the first week of our 2015-2016 school year, and my menu plan looks kind of like a school-lunch menu from my youth. Except instead of bratwurst they would’ve served Li’l Smokies. (Grody to the max.)

Monday: Brats
This week’s Harris Teeter meal deal was a pack of bratwurst, a bag of chips, a jar of pickles, sausage buns and a 12-pack of HT soda for $9.99. So brats it is.
Tuesday: Fish sticks & mac ‘n’ cheese
It’s the kids’ favorite and one of my least-favorites. I’m taking one for the team this week.
Wednesday: Pizza
We’re hosting our homeschool co-op council meeting on Wednesday evening, and one of my fellow council members is supplying pizza. Hooray!
Thursday: Cheeseburgers
I have several packages of ground beef in the freezer.
Friday: Pizza
“Wait,” you say. “You’re having pizza twice in one week?” Yes. Yes we are. I never made the Thai chicken pizza last week, so we’re going to try it this week.

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