Idle parenting

Manifesto of the idle parent

  • We reject the idea that parenting requires hard work
  • We pledge to leave our children alone
  • That should mean that they leave us alone, too
  • We reject the rampant consumerism that invades children from the moment they are born
  • We read them poetry and fantastic stories without morals
  • We drink alcohol without guilt
  • We reject the inner Puritan
  • We fill the house with music and laughter
  • We don’t waste money on family days out and holidays
  • We lie in bed for as long as possible
  • We try not to interfere
  • We push them into the garden and shut the door so that we can clean the house
  • We both work as little as possible, particularly when the kids are small
  • Time is more important than money
  • Happy mess is better than miserable tidiness
  • Down with school
  • We fill the house with music and merriment
  • How “idle” is your parenting? There are a few things on the list that don’t apply at our house — I don’t drink, I don’t have a “garden” and I’m not sure what they mean about rejecting the “inner Puritan.” Nevertheless, I love this manifesto. It’s at the end of a Telegraph column titled “Idle Parenting Means Happy Children.” This isn’t the first piece I’ve read lately about the importance of unstructured play, but it is the first I’ve seen that mentions the benefits to the parents. (I love the photos of Mom and Dad reading amidst the chaos.)

    How to waste about 20 minutes

    For today’s foray into the world of arts & crafts, Poppy and I used FamilyEducation.com’s tutorial for building a wave bottle. Here’s how we did it.

    FamilyEducation.com’s Wave Bottle for Toddlers
    Materials

  • Clean, empty 16-ounce soda bottle with cap
  • Water
  • Food coloring
  • Glitter, sequins, or beads (optional)
  • Baby oil
  • Quick-bonding glue

    Directions

  • Fill the clean bottle with water to about one-third full.
  • Add a few drops of food coloring and glitter, sequins, or beads (optional), then fill the rest of the bottle with baby oil try to find some baby oil. Find a wee bottle of deliciousapricot-scented baby oil. Decide peanut oil should work. Fill the rest of the bottle with peanut oil.
  • Become dismayed by peanut oil’s slightly gross hue. Add more food coloring (lots).
  • Try to glue the cap securely onto the bottle by applying the glue to the inside of the bottle cap and screwing it on. Glue fingers together. Get not a single drop of glue on inside of bottle cap.
  • Your child will enjoy gently shaking the bottle to produce beautiful waves ignoring the bottle and pulling all of the socks out of her sock drawer while you try to unstick your fingers.
  • Throw your hands in the air. Wave ’em like you just don’t care (optional). Dump still-icky-colored concoction, wash out bottle, vow to buy baby oil, glitter and beads. Go fold the laundry.