Monthly Archives: June 2007

Diversions

Treat your Papa right

If you’re like me, you’re very, very bad at buying gifts in a timely manner for your spouse. If you’re even more like me, your spouse reminded you just yesterday that you’ve already bought him a Father’s Day present. So you’re all done with the shopping for awhile (hooray!).

I might not be very good at shopping, but I’m great at surfing the Internet. So put my skills to good use and get Dad a nifty something from the Photojojo Father’s Day gift guide.

(And dads in my life? We didn’t get you anything from that list, so don’t think you’re getting a present preview there.)

Flotsam / Jetsam

Overheard at bath time

Whale: Hello Cow

Cow: Hello Mr Whale

Whale: Nice to see you again!

Cow: Do you know my friend Poppy? She’s such a nice person. She lets me share the bathtub with her.

Poppy: Hi Ernie!

Rockford: Hi Ernie!

Poppy: Hi bath! One more animals? … That’s for fishy?

Rockford: That’s right! That’s for a fishy!

Poppy: Swim swim swim. Hi fishies!

Rockford: Oh! Splash-a-rooni!

Poppy: Splash-a-wooni! … I see water.

Rockford: I see water, too.

Poppy: I see bubbles.

Rockford: Poppy, watch the fishy.

Poppy: Big bubbles! Come on, bubbles!

Flotsam / Jetsam

Searching. The May edition.

I really don’t know how some of these searches direct people here. The “booty love” people have to be so disappointed.

  • songs about Monday
  • lola haskins “allegrissimo”
  • lol cats
  • booty control
  • booty love websites
  • what earrings after i have worn studs for six weeks (I suggest these.)
  • I love that booty
  • “not awesome” lol cats
  • esmon gas (This is definitely your premiere source for that.)
  • wilco, the best album the eagles wish they made
  • icee booty
  • composition of cigarette
  • theme cakes+dogs (I made a dog cake a few years ago for a Dog Days party. It was difficult finding some of the parts, but the finished product was very cute, and it was easy to put together.)

    And possibly my all-time favorite search:

  • david caruso scolds his cat (I’m pretty sure they were looking for this.)