Practically perfect

Our local hip-and-happenin’ movie theater is sponsoring a “Mary Poppins” sing-along in a few weeks! I had to work the night they had a “Sound of Music” sing-along, but I actually have this particular Friday off. Woo! I’ll be torturing Rockford with strains of “A Spoon Full of Sugar” and “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and that song about suffragettes that I can’t remember at this moment (but I will after April 14, by gum!) for the rest of the spring. Poor Rockford. But the theater’s showing “Neil Young: Heart of Gold” soon, too, so he can take solace in that.

"Radiator"

American Life in Poetry: Column 052
By Ted Kooser
U.S. poet laureate

What a marvelous gift is the imagination, and each of us gets one at birth, free of charge and ready to start up, get on, and ride away. Can there be anything quite so homely and ordinary as a steam radiator? And yet, here, Connie Wanek, of Duluth, Minnesota, nudges one into play.
This weekly column is supported by The Poetry Foundation, The Library of Congress, and the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

Radiator
Mittens are drying on the radiator,
boots nearby, one on its side.
Like some monstrous segmented insect
the radiator elongates under the window.

Or it is a beast with many shoulders
domesticated in the Ice Age.
How many years it takes
to move from room to room!

Some cage their radiators
but this is unnecessary
as they have little desire to escape.

Like turtles they are quite self-contained.
If they seem sad, it is only the same sadness
we all feel, unlovely, growing slowly cold.

Reprinted from “Bonfire,” New Rivers Press, 1997, by permission of the author. Copyright (c) 1997 by Connie Wanek. Her most recent book is “Hartley Field,” from Holy Cow! Press.

I don’t know what to say about this.

The Dutch Labour Party has put forward a plan that would “recover” part of the cost of educating women who opt to stay home with their children. Labor Party Deputy Chairwoman Sharon Dijksma had this to say:

“A highly-educated woman who chooses to stay at home and not to work — that is destruction of capital. If you receive the benefit of an expensive education at the cost of society, you should not be allowed to throw away that knowledge unpunished.”

Here is the full story.