How Slushy Magic taught my children the truth about advertising

“Yay! Slushy Magic!”

“Are the ice cubes frozen yet?”

“Are the ice cubes frozen yet?”

“Are the ice cubes frozen yet?”

“Are the ice cubes frozen yet?”

“Are the ice cubes frozen yet?”

“The ice cubes are frozen! Let’s make some Slushy Magic!”

“That doesn’t look like it did in the commercial at all.”

“Maybe if we shake it some more.”

“OK, well maybe if we shake it a little more.”

“Daddy, that is not a slushy, and it is not magic.”

“Alright, one more shake.”

“Daddy! Everything in that commercial was a lie!”

In conclusion, Slushy Magic does not work as magically as advertised.

These children are living a lie. (photo courtesy AsSeenOnTVwebstore.com).