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"Some Boys are Born to Wander"

American Life in Poetry: Column 048

By Ted Kooser
U.S. poet laureate

Every parent can tell a score of tales about the difficulties of raising children, and then of the difficulties in letting go of them. Here the Texas poet, Walt McDonald, shares just such a story.
This weekly column is supported by The Poetry Foundation, The Library of Congress, and the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

Some Boys are Born to Wander
From Michigan our son writes, How many elk?
How many big horn sheep? It’s spring,
and soon they’ll be gone above timberline,

climbing to tundra by summer. Some boys
are born to wander, my wife says, but rocky slopes
with spruce and Douglas fir are home.

He tried the navy, the marines, but even the army
wouldn’t take him, not with a foot like that.
Maybe it’s in the genes. I think of wild-eyed years

till I was twenty, and cringe. I loved motorcycles,
too dumb to say no to our son–too many switchbacks
in mountains, too many icy spots in spring.

Doctors stitched back his scalp, hoisted him in traction
like a twisted frame. I sold the motorbike to a junkyard,
but half his foot was gone. Last month, he cashed

his paycheck at the Harley house, roared off
with nothing but a backpack, waving his headband,
leaning into a downhill curve and gone.

First published in “New Letters,” Vol. 69, 2002, and reprinted from “A Thousand Miles of Stars,” 2004, by permission of the author and Texas Tech University Press. Copyright (c) 2002 by Walt McDonald.

"The Corrections"

This was supposed to be a great book. The New York Times said its “everything we want in a novel.” Pat Conroy called it “The brightest, boldest, and most ambitious novel I’ve read in many years.” Even Oprah loved it.

And I didn’t like it.

This is not to say that it isn’t well written. Esquire is right; “The Correctionsis “a stunning anatomy of family dysfunction.” I’m just not feeling sufficiently bitter to appreciate that right now. Maybe I should only be reading books about rainbows, teddy bears and pretty, pretty flowers.

That being said, there were a few phrases that rang true for me:

… “She’d always been a pretty woman, but to Chip, she was so much a personality and so little anything else that even staring straight at her he had no idea what she really looked like.” …

… “Not being theatrical, Chip felt disadvantaged around people who were.” …

… “What you discovered about yourself in raising children wasn’t always disagreeable or attractive.” …