1. Two dudes high-fiving as they walked past each other in the cereal aisle.
I choose to believe they didn’t know each other but were celebrating their shared love of Rice Chex.
2. A guy juggling pints of ice cream in the ice cream aisle.
His children seemed equal parts aghast and astounded.
3. This conversation between two young hipsters on the spice aisle
She: No, not those! We need those things you put in guacamole.
He: Blank look, slowly reaches for a pepper blend.
She: No! The things you dip in guacamole!
He: You mean … chips?
She: Yes! Chips!
You have much more interesting people at your grocery store than mine. I would have loved to seen the juggling ice cream dad! Still trying to decide if I would have been amazed or aghast.
Oh, [undisclosed location]. You are so weird and wonderful.