“The Aztec Legal Consultant’s Unctuous Heiress”? Has merit.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to try NaNoWriMo again this year. I’ve been working on coming up with a plot. Which you could* read to mean I’ve been googling things like “mystery plots” and “Romance novel generator.” While I probably won’t** be writing “The Indian NASCAR Driver’s Bemused Captive” any time soon, I did find the classic 12-chapter mystery plot outline pretty intriguing. Now I just need a captivating detective, a villainous villain and some criminal misdeeds.

Whatever I end up with, I’m 97% certain that Hall and Oates will play a major role.

p.s. A laugh at Dan Brown’s expense.

*Because that would be entirely accurate.
**Or will I?!? Stay tuned.