Stink Stank Stunk II: Revenge of the Nap

Years ago, I told you a story about a little girl and a big mess, and it was very, very gross. In summary: BabyPoppy was taking a nap and her diaper failed and horrors commenced. Pete’s version involved not only his bed but a visit over to my room, where his pal Addison was taking a nap.

Two miracles:

  • Addison escaped his visit unscathed, despite massive amounts of — um — scathe nearby, including on my pillow.
  • I didn’t vomit.
  • So the kids are watching Nick Jr. now, because I’ve given up on their naps after all that commotion. (Also, I don’t want to walk back into the bedroom just now. Flashbacks.) Pete has been decontaminated, Addison has been disinfected just in case, and the washer is very busy scrubbing away the awfulness. I wish there were something that could scrub my brain clean, though, because I think I’m going to have to get a new bed otherwise.

    4 thoughts on “Stink Stank Stunk II: Revenge of the Nap”

    1. I think these are good stories for framing near the front door when dating season begins.

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