Things I did when I was 16 that I can no longer do
Drive far too fast on the curvy, curvy road to my mom’s house, where I grew up.
Stay awake straight through ’til morning.
Win a tennis match. (I couldn’t do it all that often then, and I’m 99.9% certain I couldn’t do it now.)
Sleep until noon. (I’ll bet I could still do this, given the chance.)
Eat a Taco Bell taco with three packs of Fire Sauce.