Choose your own adventure

You have been given a choice.

You can go to your bedroom and choose your clothes for the day, or you can sit on the steps and stare at the wall. If you are a Normal Person, you will get dressed. If you are three and a half, you will sit on the stairs and rail against the injustices of the world. Your brother, meanwhile, will paddle around the kitchen in his footed jammies, chanting “Mo’! Mo’! Mo’!” in protest of his meager breakfast of a banana, a bowl of Fruit Loops and a cup of milk.

Your mother is grateful that she woke up early today to do a little yoga with Bob. She credits this decision for the fact that she is, remarkably, OK with the 3.5-year-old and the 17-month-old being a bit ridiculous this morning. She may even try to do it again tomorrow.

6 thoughts on “Choose your own adventure”

  1. Oh, the drama of young children. Wendy thinks it’s really unfair when we are mean and make her do things like, I don’t know, use the potty, or put clothes on, or eat, or pretty much anything that wasn’t initially her idea.

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  2. Grandma says give that boy some food…say a Sunny Day Bar, and while he’s munching contentedly, you choose the clothes for the 3.5 year old and make sure they’re in place. There’s nothing like peace restored…

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