busted flat (not) in baton rouge

We’re sitting in a burger king + gas station parking lot. We’ve been here for 2.5 hours, because the van broke down and we had to wait for rockford’s folks to pick up the kids and for a tow truck. So i’m watching nose-pickers and potential drug deals and trying to post from a blackberry. And i’m feeling nearly faded as my jeans, for sure.

6 thoughts on “busted flat (not) in baton rouge”

  1. Did you escape the parking lot? Why in the world did it take 2.5 hours for a tow truck to come?

  2. We did finally get home, around 5:30 yesterday evening. The tow truck was only an hour and 20 minutes of the wait. The rest of it was waiting for Rockford’s parents to come through and take the kids, because we couldn’t all fit in the tow truck.

  3. What you should have done is had Rockford thumb a diesel down. Then y’all could take a ride down to New Orleans. Then you could have pulled your harpoon out of your dirty red bandanna and played soft while Rockford sang the blues. And so on.

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