Years ago, I told you a story about a little girl and a big mess, and it was very, very gross. In summary: BabyPoppy was taking a nap and her diaper failed and horrors commenced. Pete’s version involved not only his bed but a visit over to my room, where his pal Addison was taking
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Remember the other day when Pete wouldn’t go to bed? Here’s some more of the conversation we had before I finally got off my hindquarters and took him back upstairs.
Pete: Remember what happened when they fell down in that dark basement? Maybe that’s not good.
Me, somewhat alarmed: Who fell down in a dark basement?
Pete: Wonderpets
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Dear Keebler, Please don’t sue me.
I love to read.
My kids love to read.
My kids are homeschooled.
I hate to spend money.
This adds up to one thing: I check out a lot of library books.
I’ve tried all sorts of techniques to stay organized with them, from having a designated Library Book Basket to writing
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I am in the recliner, feet up. Pete should be in bed. He is not. He is trying to pull off my blanket so he can dislodge Marsha, who is hiding from the Toddler Menace.*
“No Marsha! That is not for you! That is not your blanket,” he says. “I’m gonna get you!”
Instead of getting up
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Dear Lady at the Gym,
I know it’s an uncomfortable feeling, going to the gym when you’re overweight. The only thing that might make it more uncomfortable is going to the gym in a swimsuit. I know this because I’m overweight, and I was going to the pool to swim laps in my brand-new swimsuit, which
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Those of you who’ve been hanging around here for awhile may recognize the newest addition to our household. Marsha T. Cat came to us about 7 years ago from an animal rescue place. She was an odd little kitten who liked to put waterdish-moistened tissues in her food and was frightened of the dryer (until
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