Bakewell? Not hardly.

The June Daring Bakers’ challenge was hosted by Jasmine of Confessions of a Cardamom Addict and Annemarie of Ambrosia and Nectar. They chose a Traditional (UK) Bakewell Tart… er… pudding that was inspired by a rich baking history dating back to the 1800’s in England.

This month’s Daring Bakers’ Challenge was something I’d never even heard of before, much less baked: the Bakewell Tart. Or pudding. Apparently there’s some disagreement over exactly what it’s called. Wherever your Bakewell allegiances lie, though, I’m pretty sure you’d agree that mine was a complete and utter failure.

It looked lovely when I first pulled it out of the oven — all browned and tart-like. I let it cool a bit, and then I sliced into it. And the interior was a soupy, buttery mess. (From what I gather, the Bakewell tart/pudding is supposed to be somewhat cakey.) Maybe I misread the recipe and used too much butter. I don’t know. But I was already feeling pretty cranky today (because the computer died again today — several times — and now it won’t come on at all), and BakeFailPuddin’Tart? You did not help.

Here, however, is the recipe if you’d like to give it a go:

Bakewell Tart…er…pudding
One quantity sweet shortcrust pastry (recipe follows)
Bench flour
250ml (1cup (8 US fl. oz)) jam or curd, warmed for spreadability
One quantity frangipane (recipe follows)
One handful blanched, flaked almonds

Place the chilled dough disc on a lightly floured surface. If it’s overly cold, you will need to let it become acclimatised for about 15 minutes before you roll it out. Flour the rolling pin and roll the pastry to 5mm (1/4”) thickness, by rolling in one direction only (start from the centre and roll away from you), and turning the disc a quarter turn after each roll. When the pastry is to the desired size and thickness, transfer it to the tart pan, press in and trim the excess dough. Patch any holes, fissures or tears with trimmed bits. Chill in the freezer for 15 minutes.

Preheat oven to 200C/400F.

Remove shell from freezer, spread as even a layer as you can of jam onto the pastry base. Top with frangipane, spreading to cover the entire surface of the tart. Smooth the top and pop into the oven for 30 minutes. Five minutes before the tart is done, the top will be poofy and brownish. Remove from oven and strew flaked almonds on top and return to the heat for the last five minutes of baking.

The finished tart will have a golden crust and the frangipane will be tanned, poofy and a bit spongy-looking. Remove from the oven and cool on the counter. Serve warm, with crème fraîche, whipped cream or custard sauce if you wish.

When you slice into the tart, the almond paste will be firm, but slightly squidgy and the crust should be crisp but not tough.

Sweet shortcrust pastry
225g (8oz) all purpose flour
30g (1oz) sugar
2.5ml (½ tsp) salt
110g (4oz) unsalted butter, cold (frozen is better)
2 (2) egg yolks
2.5ml (½ tsp) almond extract (optional)
15-30ml (1-2 Tbsp) cold water

Sift together flour, sugar and salt. Grate butter into the flour mixture, using the large hole-side of a box grater. Using your finger tips only, and working very quickly, rub the fat into the flour until the mixture resembles bread crumbs. Set aside.

Lightly beat the egg yolks with the almond extract (if using) and quickly mix into the flour mixture. Keep mixing while dribbling in the water, only adding enough to form a cohesive and slightly sticky dough.

Form the dough into a disc, wrap in cling and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes

Frangipane
125g (4.5oz) unsalted butter, softened
125g (4.5oz) icing sugar
3 (3) eggs
2.5ml (½ tsp) almond extract
125g (4.5oz) ground almonds
30g (1oz) all purpose flour

Cream butter and sugar together for about a minute or until the mixture is primrose in colour and very fluffy. Scrape down the side of the bowl and add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. The batter may appear to curdle. In the words of Douglas Adams: Don’t panic. Really. It’ll be fine. After all three are in, pour in the almond extract and mix for about another 30 seconds and scrape down the sides again. With the beaters on, spoon in the ground nuts and the flour. Mix well. The mixture will be soft, keep its slightly curdled look (mostly from the almonds) and retain its pallid yellow colour.

And we're back

We picked the Utterly Unreliable Computer up from the fix-it folks today, and so far it hasn’t died again. This isn’t because it’s been fixed, though, because that would’ve cost $600. And if I had $600 I would buy a pound of chocolate, not a new LogicBoard.

(That’s probably untrue.)

Anyway.

I fully expected to get the howling fantods from being removed from the computer (and you, dear dear Internet) for that long. But as it turns out, I was fine. I started that book and went to the gym a lot and played with the kids even more and went to the lake. You know, I kinda had a life. And that was nice, so that and (interestingly enough) “Infinite Jest” have me reassessing the way I’m spending my time. Balance, is what I’m looking for, I think. That and lunch. I could definitely go for some lunch.