The first thing I noticed about the lady at the antique show today was that her dog was wearing sunglasses. I’m all for that. Our former neighbor, Kate, used to put goggles on her dog when they went for rides. It never failed to make me smile. Then I noticed that the lady had a monkey in her lap. I’m also all for monkeys. It should have been a joyous occasion, seeing a monkey out in public like that, when I was least expecting it. But it wasn’t a cute monkey. It was a scary, mouth-wide-open horror-movie monkey. We turned around and went the other way.
Here’s another sound clip for you, from our littlest Cubs fan.