I never liked baseball anyway.

I don’t want to talk about the Tigers. Let’s talk about cats instead. They’re less deadly than tigers, and they don’t play baseball. Or try to play baseball, as the case may be.

No. 1: Welcome to Cat Town.

No. 2: Kittens.

No. 3: Marsha used to like to hang out in the sink. She’s wasn’t so strange after all.* Cats in sinks.

No. 4: Cats r stealin ur dataz. I’d stop after the invisible bike if I were you. It gets filthy after the invisible bike. Not immediately after, but soon. After the shifty-eyed fella.

*That’s not true. She’s strange. Very strange.

The Apple Yogurt Shuffle

Dear iPod,

You were doing such a nice job on the shuffle. It was so cohesive. Then you played Madlib. What’s up with that? Whatever, iPod. But besides that little slip-up, you’re doing really nice work this morning. I might even burn this one. Sans the Madlib. It just doesn’t fit. I really don’t know what you were thinking with that one. But anyway, keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
Nichole

1. Know Your Onion! The Shins
2. Isn’t it Nice to be Home Again? James Taylor
3. Can’t Hardly Stand ItCharlie Feathers
4. Dear Prudence The Beatles
5. Walk the Cow TV on the Radio
6. Social Life Koufax
7. Please Tell My Brother Golden Smog
8. Interstate Love Song Stone Temple Pilots
9. Tribalistas Tribalistas
10. It Beats 4 U My Morning Jacket
11. Comes a Time Neil Young
12. Signs of Love Moby
13. Money Folder Madlib
14. Touch Me with Your Love Beth Orton
15. Thank You Dido
16. Forecast Facist Future Of Montreal
17. Birds Neil Young
18. Waterloo ABBA
19. Baker Street Gerry Rafferty

Friday Feast No. 117

Appetizer
Create a new candle scent.

    Clean baby.

Soup
Name one way you show affection to others.

    I love to cook, and I like to feed the people I love.

Salad
What is your favorite writing instrument?

    It used to be a pen my dad gave me one year for Christmas, but I rarely write longhand anymore. So it would have to be the computer, I suppose.

Main Course
If you were given $25 to spend anywhere online, from which site would you buy?

    I would buy these earrings at Arbor Beading.

Dessert
Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what are you going to be?

    No costume for me.

The Friday Feast is a weekly meme intended to “feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.”