A chicken-centric dilemma

It’s just the first week of Flab-Be-Gone ’06, and it already feels like I’ve blown it.

Poor planning is very often my downfall, weigh-loss-wise. Yesterday, I did plan to eat nachos, and I thought that would be OK. I still had 17 Flex Points to get me through to Tuesday and I was going to Jazzercise this morning.

I didn’t Jazzercise. We didn’t have anything planned for lunch, so I ended up eating three chicken strips and onion rings from our local BBQ. Now I’m facing zero Flex Points for the rest of my WW week unless I forgo dinner tonight. Which is scheduled to be a yogurt and the two leftover chicken strips from lunch.

"Some Boys are Born to Wander"

American Life in Poetry: Column 048

By Ted Kooser
U.S. poet laureate

Every parent can tell a score of tales about the difficulties of raising children, and then of the difficulties in letting go of them. Here the Texas poet, Walt McDonald, shares just such a story.
This weekly column is supported by The Poetry Foundation, The Library of Congress, and the Department of English at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

Some Boys are Born to Wander
From Michigan our son writes, How many elk?
How many big horn sheep? It’s spring,
and soon they’ll be gone above timberline,

climbing to tundra by summer. Some boys
are born to wander, my wife says, but rocky slopes
with spruce and Douglas fir are home.

He tried the navy, the marines, but even the army
wouldn’t take him, not with a foot like that.
Maybe it’s in the genes. I think of wild-eyed years

till I was twenty, and cringe. I loved motorcycles,
too dumb to say no to our son–too many switchbacks
in mountains, too many icy spots in spring.

Doctors stitched back his scalp, hoisted him in traction
like a twisted frame. I sold the motorbike to a junkyard,
but half his foot was gone. Last month, he cashed

his paycheck at the Harley house, roared off
with nothing but a backpack, waving his headband,
leaning into a downhill curve and gone.

First published in “New Letters,” Vol. 69, 2002, and reprinted from “A Thousand Miles of Stars,” 2004, by permission of the author and Texas Tech University Press. Copyright (c) 2002 by Walt McDonald.

Nichole is

I consulted Googlism to find out what the Internet thinks of me. Here are some of the results.

Nichole is…
… still growing in her faith; yes
… a 5’6″ striker with a strong shot
… perfect
… cutest
… currently creating a buzz on the music scene
… trying hard not to live life like that
… not shaking what god gave her in dance
… just a pleasant young lady
… a good kisser
… an idiot and parked in the terminal
… much brighter than she lets on
… a sweetheart
… assigned various administrative tasks that allow day shift officers to remain on the street
… in nichole’s best interests
… a long time friend of the rusty hoot group
… not sitting in balance
… a thoroughly prepared conversant
… a little heartbreaker
… a sassy strawberry blonde
… so sweet
… out of solo voyage